Fox News: A man was stabbed nearly to death in a park 6:30 Sunday morning.
My Mom: I bet a white man did it. Black people don’t even get up that early. We don’t even kill on Sundays. That’s the lord’s day.
Don’t waste your time holding onto someone’s every word. Stop trying to please everyone. Take time out for yourself. Meditate, Read, Cry, Study, Sleep. Dedicate a day each week just for yourself. Turn off all technology, become intertwined with your inner self. Breathe. After you master this, people’s words won’t even cross your mind.
"irrelevant male rapper"
"ft nicki minaj"
people who think i’m attractive:
- my mom
- no one
Have you ever bullshitted an assignment so hard you basically laugh after every sentence you write